The Strait Goods

You know you can count on Cap't Billy to give you the whole story and here it is:

In the abridged version, published previously by another correspondent - trying to muddy the water - the strident crew described heading out for healthful "groceries" to sustain them on the arduous journey across to Kaneohe.

The real story is that both teams of shoppers rushed out and immediately loaded up with enough beer to last until at least the end of the Mayan Calendar!

I am a little worried about their priorities!